Christ on a bike!! Of ALL the places I've resided (Not counting the U.K. or Canada)..........

........My people (The Oregonian Tribe) have GOT to secede from the entity called The United States.

• George Dubya Shrub the First called Portlandia "Little Beirut"

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• You can enjoy a smoke and a pint here.....WITHOUT having to exit the pub!

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• We don't persecute them thare Injuns like New York State

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• Economic opportunity based on merit......YET NOT a materialistic culture

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• No Lexus-Liberals (Sorry again, Washington State)

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• I'm not a big fan of abortion at all, but if some young female messes up, and she KNOWS her father (or mother) will beat the living hell out of her, we protect her (according to this article, we're one of SIX in the entity known as The United States that WILL protect her)

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• Oh yeah....and we have an Urban Growth Boundry statute!

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What a scary land a lot of us live in............

-E-