What the MAWF?????
I love the Mass Media in the United States!! It never ceases to keep me from laffing......
Heeeeere we go again. All over the U.S. every year, thousands of African-American, Latino, obese, fugly individuals and others vanish without a trace and are often later found dead.
....and so???
"And so?" exactly.
Yet again, we recently had another occurrence of MissingAttractiveWhiteFemale.
Now, I adore MAWF strikes.....'cause I git to see major media corporate conglomerates just totally trip all over themselves and act like four-year-olds!! I mean, it's become sooooo predictable, I can fucking script it myself!!
First, Bill Gates will tag-team up with General Electrique to actually break the story first (don't ask why....it just usually happens that way......can't explain it) through their MSNBC tentacle. This is usually around 12am, about nine hours after the MAWF fails to return from a trip to Nine West.
Around this time, NewsCorp and its minister of information, Dr. Goebbels-Murdoch, will become infuriated that their arch-enemies have broken this story first! Therefore, if they can't be first, you better Goddamm bet that FOXNews WILL be the longest and most thorough in getting YOU, the viewer, all of the critical details that you NEED to know! They WILL locate the MAWF's fifth-grade teacher from 1993 and get them to speak on camera for YOU, the viewer! FOXNews will somehow obtain for YOU (unbeknownst to the MAWF's grieving family), baby fotograffs of the MAWF when she was 11 months old!! They will find out what the MAWF had for breakfast, and whether she prefers Wii over PlayStation3!
They'll talk about that road trip that the MAWF took last week in a convertible with her girlfriends just after graduation.....and the stories about what happened on that road trip will be told in a tone of voice as if Greta Van Susteren herself was in the back seat doing wine cooler shots on that trip with the MAWF.
The big boys (CBS, NBC and ABC) will not interrupt anything to bring you this story, but will spend about 10 minutes of their 6:30pm National newscasts on the MAWF, and ABC may even possibly make the MAWF the subject of it's 11:30PM Nightline show, and bring in both, John Walsh and the head of the N.M.B.L.A. as guests on the show, or some shit like that.
CNN will PRETEND to rise above the fray.....but on their HeadlineNews every 30 minutes segments, the MAWF will score about five minutes of airtime.
Then, they'll unearth the MAWF's body, and FOX will literally fucking ram the camera into the crying, wailing mother's face, as though that is really what she needs right now!!! About three hours later, the police will announce an arrest, then they'll trot out some poor bloke on a perp walk who has that scary, fucked-up, deranged-in-the-head look and who also looks quite literally like he got the shit kicked outta him one too many times in high school. They'll run some story on this guy like how he used to like to bite the heads off of live bats because he saw Ozzy Osbourne do it once, or some bizarre shit like that......
......and eight hours later, that'll be a wrap, everyone will pack up and leave (PICK ONE: Kansas - Utah - Florida - New Jersey) and go back to L.A.
Neat, eh?
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........and who says that Developers lack a sense of humour??
My co-worker got assigned this casefile for some townhomes. Upon careful examination of the plans, she just broke out laffing. She showed this to me and I had to post it! Click on the picture for a close-up.
Have multiple fotograffs and videos from the last two weekends, and possibly a life-altering event coming up.....I'll post them and tell you all about things on Wednesday!!
-E-
I love the Mass Media in the United States!! It never ceases to keep me from laffing......
Heeeeere we go again. All over the U.S. every year, thousands of African-American, Latino, obese, fugly individuals and others vanish without a trace and are often later found dead.
....and so???
"And so?" exactly.
Yet again, we recently had another occurrence of MissingAttractiveWhiteFemale.
Now, I adore MAWF strikes.....'cause I git to see major media corporate conglomerates just totally trip all over themselves and act like four-year-olds!! I mean, it's become sooooo predictable, I can fucking script it myself!!
First, Bill Gates will tag-team up with General Electrique to actually break the story first (don't ask why....it just usually happens that way......can't explain it) through their MSNBC tentacle. This is usually around 12am, about nine hours after the MAWF fails to return from a trip to Nine West.
Around this time, NewsCorp and its minister of information, Dr. Goebbels-Murdoch, will become infuriated that their arch-enemies have broken this story first! Therefore, if they can't be first, you better Goddamm bet that FOXNews WILL be the longest and most thorough in getting YOU, the viewer, all of the critical details that you NEED to know! They WILL locate the MAWF's fifth-grade teacher from 1993 and get them to speak on camera for YOU, the viewer! FOXNews will somehow obtain for YOU (unbeknownst to the MAWF's grieving family), baby fotograffs of the MAWF when she was 11 months old!! They will find out what the MAWF had for breakfast, and whether she prefers Wii over PlayStation3!
They'll talk about that road trip that the MAWF took last week in a convertible with her girlfriends just after graduation.....and the stories about what happened on that road trip will be told in a tone of voice as if Greta Van Susteren herself was in the back seat doing wine cooler shots on that trip with the MAWF.
The big boys (CBS, NBC and ABC) will not interrupt anything to bring you this story, but will spend about 10 minutes of their 6:30pm National newscasts on the MAWF, and ABC may even possibly make the MAWF the subject of it's 11:30PM Nightline show, and bring in both, John Walsh and the head of the N.M.B.L.A. as guests on the show, or some shit like that.
CNN will PRETEND to rise above the fray.....but on their HeadlineNews every 30 minutes segments, the MAWF will score about five minutes of airtime.
Then, they'll unearth the MAWF's body, and FOX will literally fucking ram the camera into the crying, wailing mother's face, as though that is really what she needs right now!!! About three hours later, the police will announce an arrest, then they'll trot out some poor bloke on a perp walk who has that scary, fucked-up, deranged-in-the-head look and who also looks quite literally like he got the shit kicked outta him one too many times in high school. They'll run some story on this guy like how he used to like to bite the heads off of live bats because he saw Ozzy Osbourne do it once, or some bizarre shit like that......
......and eight hours later, that'll be a wrap, everyone will pack up and leave (PICK ONE: Kansas - Utah - Florida - New Jersey) and go back to L.A.
Neat, eh?
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
........and who says that Developers lack a sense of humour??
My co-worker got assigned this casefile for some townhomes. Upon careful examination of the plans, she just broke out laffing. She showed this to me and I had to post it! Click on the picture for a close-up.
Have multiple fotograffs and videos from the last two weekends, and possibly a life-altering event coming up.....I'll post them and tell you all about things on Wednesday!!
-E-
posted by CN250 at 11:24 PM
2 Comments:
Dude, the whole MAWF thing was hilarious! And the dog in the blueprints was priceless, good to see people still have a sense of humour out there!
Thanx, Ace.......I'm just gettin soooo sick and tired of the MAWF shit.
Uhhhhh, you know, OTHER non-white, non-female, non-attractive sorts go missing, too!! Jesus, I'm all of the above....makes me feel like the fucking Geico Caveman!
At first, I couldn't believe what I was seing....but yepper, it's a dog appearing to piss on what looks like a 1966 Shelby Cobra....
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