Special place in Hell.......

......waiting for this person!

Well done, Judge Warman! I salute you.....

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.......well, I've never been concerned about this!

Why the fuck bother? It's two things in one word! It's a gargantuan lie, and it's a feel-good/rah-rah corporate buzzword!!

So, when job interview time comes, you tell them about how you routinely read E-Mail and make a perfectly toasted bagel at the same time and then you butter it whilst at the exact same time text-messaging your wife to tell her to pick up the children from soccer practise this afternoon........

.....some mid-level manager/low-level junior VP hears this during your interview, starts pitching a tent in his trousers, and volia!!! YOU got the job......

....then, shortly thereafter, at your desk, you dual-task: Surfing the internet while (at the same time) thinking about which brain-numbing mundane task you should attempt to perform next and JUST EXACTLY HOW LONG can you drag it out for ("....hmmm......refill paper-clip dispenser. THAT should take a good ten minutes if I work it right......" "Wait, though....I can also stare aimlessly at this Excel spreadsheet for the next thirty minutes whenever [insert boss' name here] walks by......hmmm......").

I mean....multi-tasking: Do you really believe in this shit??







Yeeeeahhhhh.........that'd be greeeeeaaaat..........say, did you get the fax about.....