Errrrmmm.........no..........wrong Colorado Rockies...................

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Thass better......

Thirteen years.......THIRTEEN FUCKING YEARS!!

Thirteen years, I have been a die-hard Rockies fan!

Oh yeah....watched 'em at Coors more times than I can remember....saw 'em in Pittsburgh several times....watched them in Toronto.....I've been mocked at fucking Safeco for even BEING a Rockies fan whilst watching them in Seattle....

Denver residents will go to ANY....ANY.....ANY Donkeys (Broncos) match.....ANY Avs match (for Avalanche matches, it's always the ten-dollar cigar and $15 martini crowd eager to be seen....as tickets for Avs games price out any LEGITIMATE hockey fans...and these fuckin' Nouveau-riche faux-debutant bozos sit there in the $120-per-ticket lower bowl of The Pepsi Centre and blab on their Goddamm cell fones ALL GAME LONG!).....and thass it.

Nuggets start doing really well....like, threaten to make the playoffs as the number eight seed in the NBA Western Conference? WHOOOOOA!! WHOA! Suddenly, everyone in Denver's a fucking Nuggets fan!!! Funny! I remember going to a couple Nuggets matches (more curiosity than anything....I really have zero use for NBA basketball and literally could care less) and literally, seriously, having the total run of the house! I coulda sat in ANY Goddamm seat of The Pepsi Centre!!! 'Course.....at the time, they were 18 and 31 won-loss record.

And the Rox!!! Shit, I can't even count HOW many times I blew off work to go catch opening day at Coors Field!!!! Then, come mid-July games against The Brewers......The Reds.....you know, when they were playing the non-glamour teams.....when the Rox were, like, 30 and 58 won-loss record!!! Guess what?? I WAS FUCKING THERE!!! Maybe about ten other people were as well (OK! SLIGHT exaggeration....but still)......but I was there!

I was there listening to the games on the radio whenever I couldn't go, back when Jeff Kingery and (tenth level master asshole) Wayne Hagin (who almost found himself looking at the wrong end of a Louisville Slugger held by Todd Helton. Today on the 850KOA team, we have former WGR 55 parrot-lackey and Grade A jerkoff, Marc Stout) were calling the games....

......and I WILL be there at Coors this weekend!

Errrmmm.......wow. Where'd all these Colorado Rockies fans suddenly come from??

Typical Denver........

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Welcome to New York....The Empire.....errrr, I mean....The Non-sequitor State!

Man.....talk about "It does not follow"! Hell, if I were using the half-assed methodology that has been utilised by the anti-smoking maggots in THIS shoddily drawn conclusion, I can state that I have done studies that show, when it is raining outside, bowlers tend to roll more 300 games than when it's sunny!
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• Smoking ban in bars is enacted.
• There happened to be a coincidental drop in the rate per capita of heart attacks.
• Therefore, logic follows that the smoking ban must be responsible for the drop in the heart attack rate!

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Right!!!! VERY TRUE!!! Soooo........

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• Mark Roth bowled a 300 game. So did Earl Anthony.
• It happened to coincidentally be raining outside when both of these three-hundred games were rolled.
• Therefore, logic follows that RAIN is responsible for any increase of 300 games rolled on the Pro Bowlers Tour!!

Christ, I LOVE nanny-state legislation....that's why I live in Oregon!

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And when there's nothing else to do on the beach but drink beer and feed the birds, well......

....you teach seagulls to fly up to you and eat Fritoes.

OK, The Toth trained 'em about 30 minutes before that vid of me was shot....I just came in later and fed 'em....but still.......

(note the sound - this was the day of the Saharan-style wind and sandstorm where my digital camera and cell fone went flying and both did face-plants into the sand.......)

More soon.......

-E-