Usually, I'm NOT......

....a big fan of organised religion.

But they've made me a convert, so, for the public good, I give you:

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

• Flimsy moral standards.
• Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
• Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

...taken from http://www.venganza.org/

.......and it's a fucking .org website! Which makes us a not-for-prophet religon! How many other faiths can one say that about without laffing out loud?? Plus, come on!! We're endorsed by The New York Dolls!!!!