Made a Macaque outta me.....
Well, I WAS INITIALLY touched by His Noodly Appendage (as I came out $75 ahead at BioSphere III - a.k.a. Seneca Niagara Casino and Hotel and got a killer suite on the cuff outta the deal)......but the FSM's blessed touch soon left me when it came time for this past weekend's football picks!
And Now......
.....man vs. primate! Starring nobody's favourite human, Ernie and everybody's favourite macaque, Bobo!!
This week. something got lost in translation between myself and the bartender at my former Local who was playing mine and Bobo's picks.....and it was loud, alcohol was involved, and I was tired and couldn't hear her, so Ernie accidentally ended up doing 18 and Bobo accidentally went for 12 picks.
It's all right. NO worries!! Since I fucked this up.....winning cards don't matter, we're just gonna do a percentage of winning picks!
......so.....?????
Bobo Macaque! A stunning upset....going four out of 12 for 33% correct!
Ernie Macaque? An even more stunning FIVE OUT OF EIGHTEEN!!!! For a correct percentage of 27.7%!! And this includes an AMAZING performance by Ernie, where, on a 10-pick card, he actually went ONE correct out of TEN picks made! UNPRECEDENTED....even in the annuals of thee ten worst Oregon Lottery Sports Action Performances on record in Salem!!!!!
"Well....I was just playing down to the level of my opponent" said The E on a long-distance phone call from Western New York to This Blog, when asked to explain his horseshit performance this weekend.....
....Ernie then excused himself and said he had to take this, as he accepted a congratulatory telephone call from George Allen-Witz.....
Is it just me....or is it JUST A SLIGHT TOUCH SEXIST that Oregon's State Lottery doesn't believe in the concept of female football fans! 'course.....birds who are into Football would NOT under ANY circumstances dress as idiotic during a Sunday match on TV as these three bozos do:
Ooooh....I'd say that is a touch sexist. Especially considering that say, oh....my sister, for one example, probably can comfortably go into far greater depth when talking about the NFL than these three guys combined! And whass up with the cheezy wood paneling? "Honey, you've misbehaved...." says the woman of the house "......so now, as punishment, go to the wood paneling room and think about what you've done for a while!!!"
-E-
Well, I WAS INITIALLY touched by His Noodly Appendage (as I came out $75 ahead at BioSphere III - a.k.a. Seneca Niagara Casino and Hotel and got a killer suite on the cuff outta the deal)......but the FSM's blessed touch soon left me when it came time for this past weekend's football picks!
And Now......
.....man vs. primate! Starring nobody's favourite human, Ernie and everybody's favourite macaque, Bobo!!
This week. something got lost in translation between myself and the bartender at my former Local who was playing mine and Bobo's picks.....and it was loud, alcohol was involved, and I was tired and couldn't hear her, so Ernie accidentally ended up doing 18 and Bobo accidentally went for 12 picks.
It's all right. NO worries!! Since I fucked this up.....winning cards don't matter, we're just gonna do a percentage of winning picks!
......so.....?????
Bobo Macaque! A stunning upset....going four out of 12 for 33% correct!
Ernie Macaque? An even more stunning FIVE OUT OF EIGHTEEN!!!! For a correct percentage of 27.7%!! And this includes an AMAZING performance by Ernie, where, on a 10-pick card, he actually went ONE correct out of TEN picks made! UNPRECEDENTED....even in the annuals of thee ten worst Oregon Lottery Sports Action Performances on record in Salem!!!!!
"Well....I was just playing down to the level of my opponent" said The E on a long-distance phone call from Western New York to This Blog, when asked to explain his horseshit performance this weekend.....
....Ernie then excused himself and said he had to take this, as he accepted a congratulatory telephone call from George Allen-Witz.....
Is it just me....or is it JUST A SLIGHT TOUCH SEXIST that Oregon's State Lottery doesn't believe in the concept of female football fans! 'course.....birds who are into Football would NOT under ANY circumstances dress as idiotic during a Sunday match on TV as these three bozos do:
Ooooh....I'd say that is a touch sexist. Especially considering that say, oh....my sister, for one example, probably can comfortably go into far greater depth when talking about the NFL than these three guys combined! And whass up with the cheezy wood paneling? "Honey, you've misbehaved...." says the woman of the house "......so now, as punishment, go to the wood paneling room and think about what you've done for a while!!!"
-E-
posted by CN250 at 8:39 PM
2 Comments:
do men usually hold a football while watching a game on TV?
Errmm.....I MYSELF never have, nor have I ever watched a football match on TV with a group of guys and seen ANY of them holding onto a football.....
....the only thing I ever held onto during a match on TV was this really neat styrofoam brick with a huge Buffalo Bills logo on it. GREAT for throwing at the TV.....but I lost it somewhere in the mid-ninties....I mean, I didn't need it during the Bills Superbowl years.
Now???
.....yeah.....shit....where IS that brick??
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