So anyways......
Nanny state.......
Now, this is absurd!
No, I'm not big on Internet Gambling......but to legislate one's stupidity with a law that quite literally cannot possibly be enforced.....well.....well.....it's just very.....uuhhh.......Seattle-esque!!
Only in my house could......
...the firing of a housemate be greeted with overwhelming glee and envy by the other housemates! The sheer happiness for him....the jealousy towards him for being able to go on the dole....ahhh....the world of work! Gotta love it....
And, in two days.....the beautiful game in the ultimate contest.....
That be right friends......Copa Monde.....in Germany begins Friday! And I just looked at the odds......
.....now at work, I was literally drafted into a World Cup pool where I had nooooo idea how, when or where the "random draw" was held!! All I knew is I came in Monday Morning, and there's this sheet with everybody's soccer teams on it on my chair.
"OK.....uhhh.....what is this??"
"Oh Ernie.....it's the random pool draw for the World Cup. T---- is running it, and it gives some of us who don't know anything about soccer a chance. Oh, by the way, you owe five bucks for it!"
"Errrmmm......for what?"
"For the random pool! Your teams are listed on that sheet that was left on your chair!!"
"Squeeze me? WHEN was this draw? WHO drew the team names? WHAT teams did I draw?" Huh?? What???
Shit....this mysterious "Matt M." (best buds with T----, the guy from my work who is running this thing) somehow drew Germany and Brasil......errrmm......OK.....sure......
OK...here are your teams and the odds-to-1 to win the thing!
Brazil
3.75
England
8
Germany
9
Argentina
9.5
Italy
11
France
13
Holland
15
Spain
17
Portugal
26
Czech Republic
34
Sweden
41
Mexico
51
Croatia
67
Ukraine
67
Ivory Coast
81
USA
101
Poland
126
Serbia & Montenegro
126
Switzerland
126
Australia
151
Korea Republic
251
Paraguay
251
Ghana
301
Japan
301
Ecuador
401
Tunisia
401
Angola
751
Costa Rica
751
Iran
751
Togo
751
Saudi Arabia
1001
Trinidad & Tobago
2001
And Ernie drew what two teams, then??
The Czechs? Nope! Argentina?? Yeah, as IF!!! OK, so, you got ONE decent team out of two.......all right, I'm guessing the Italians!
Uhhh.......................no!
No....no.......
I get Trinidad and Winnebago and fucking Togo (wasn't that a cartoon or a bad 80's band or something) in this supposed random draw!
Guess they tend to do things like that to the newer guy in the office to see what they can get away with.......
-E-
As a post-script, somebody told me that they couldn't post! I looked at the settings, and I guess the default setting is to block out all comments from those who aren't members of Blogspot or Blogger or whatever the hell this thing is called.......
....well, I changed the default to now allow anybody to comment.
Happy commenting!
Nanny state.......
Now, this is absurd!
No, I'm not big on Internet Gambling......but to legislate one's stupidity with a law that quite literally cannot possibly be enforced.....well.....well.....it's just very.....uuhhh.......Seattle-esque!!
Only in my house could......
...the firing of a housemate be greeted with overwhelming glee and envy by the other housemates! The sheer happiness for him....the jealousy towards him for being able to go on the dole....ahhh....the world of work! Gotta love it....
And, in two days.....the beautiful game in the ultimate contest.....
That be right friends......Copa Monde.....in Germany begins Friday! And I just looked at the odds......
.....now at work, I was literally drafted into a World Cup pool where I had nooooo idea how, when or where the "random draw" was held!! All I knew is I came in Monday Morning, and there's this sheet with everybody's soccer teams on it on my chair.
"OK.....uhhh.....what is this??"
"Oh Ernie.....it's the random pool draw for the World Cup. T---- is running it, and it gives some of us who don't know anything about soccer a chance. Oh, by the way, you owe five bucks for it!"
"Errrmmm......for what?"
"For the random pool! Your teams are listed on that sheet that was left on your chair!!"
"Squeeze me? WHEN was this draw? WHO drew the team names? WHAT teams did I draw?" Huh?? What???
Shit....this mysterious "Matt M." (best buds with T----, the guy from my work who is running this thing) somehow drew Germany and Brasil......errrmm......OK.....sure......
OK...here are your teams and the odds-to-1 to win the thing!
Brazil
3.75
England
8
Germany
9
Argentina
9.5
Italy
11
France
13
Holland
15
Spain
17
Portugal
26
Czech Republic
34
Sweden
41
Mexico
51
Croatia
67
Ukraine
67
Ivory Coast
81
USA
101
Poland
126
Serbia & Montenegro
126
Switzerland
126
Australia
151
Korea Republic
251
Paraguay
251
Ghana
301
Japan
301
Ecuador
401
Tunisia
401
Angola
751
Costa Rica
751
Iran
751
Togo
751
Saudi Arabia
1001
Trinidad & Tobago
2001
And Ernie drew what two teams, then??
The Czechs? Nope! Argentina?? Yeah, as IF!!! OK, so, you got ONE decent team out of two.......all right, I'm guessing the Italians!
Uhhh.......................no!
No....no.......
I get Trinidad and Winnebago and fucking Togo (wasn't that a cartoon or a bad 80's band or something) in this supposed random draw!
Guess they tend to do things like that to the newer guy in the office to see what they can get away with.......
-E-
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